OKAY....HERE IT GOES...I AM POSTING "NOT ME MONDAY" ON TUESDAY, WHICH IS VERY REFLECTIVE OF MY PAST WEEK....
I DID NOT, I REPEAT, DID NOT GO SHOPPING IN LOWES WHILE LEAVING MY CAR RUNNING FOR A HALF HOUR...
I CERTAINLY DID NOT FALL DOWN OUR STEPS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BRUISING BOTH MY ARMS AND MY LEGS AND BREAKING ALL OF THE HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES I HAD MADE FOR OUR FAMILIES CHRISTMAS
I ABSOLUTELYDID NOT HAVE A DOCTOR AT WORK CALL ME "MAM" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, HE WAS CORRECTED VERY QUICKLY
I DID NOT WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS EVE TO DO ALL OF MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN MURFREESBORO WHILE IT WAS RAINING BUCKETS
AND LASTLY, I DID NOT CHASE BENTLEY RELENTLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE FOR 30 MINUTES TRYING TO RETRIEVE A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT SHE HAD SNATCHED OF THE TREE...I DID NOT
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